Covid Delirium

Me: John, thank you for breakfast. I can’t eat the bacon, though.Β 
John: What are you talking about?
Me: I like bacon to be crispy.Β 
John: (puzzled) Uh, yes I know that. But I didn’t make any bacon.Β 
Me: (coming awake, realizing I dreamt it) D’oh!!

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