Hi folks! While going through a lot of stuff prior to our move (that’ll have to be a whole other post!), I’m finding little treasures here and there, such as lists.
Author: Ellie
It’s About Time
Literally.
Up Yours!
OK, so it was time for my second colonoscopy. (def.: Colonoscopy, n. – an examination of the colon by means of a flexible fiberoptic instrument [colonoscope] passed through the rectum.) Oh, I forgot to tell you – don’t read this while you’re eating. 😂
You mean… we have to *talk*?!
Ohh noooo!
Surviving
In honour of International Holocaust Remembrance Day, I’d like to share with you the memories of a Holocaust survivor who tells his story today:
Why you shouldn’t choose a book publisher via Craigslist
This was fun to mock – from exactly 7 years ago!
Social-Media Sabbatical
Yep, it’s that time once again, for a refresh, renewal, and regeneration…
Continue readingCovid Delirium
Me: John, thank you for breakfast. I can’t eat the bacon, though.
John: What are you talking about?
Me: I like bacon to be crispy.
John: (puzzled) Uh, yes I know that. But I didn’t make any bacon.
Me: (coming awake, realizing I dreamt it) D’oh!!
Happy Hanukkah, Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanzaa!
Here is a beautiful quote that impressed me; hope you like it too!
Was this “just” inappropriate? Am I paranoid?
It started with his funny nickname for me.
Crossed Eyes and Dotted Tees 