Me: John, thank you for breakfast. I can’t eat the bacon, though.
John: What are you talking about?
Me: I like bacon to be crispy.
John: (puzzled) Uh, yes I know that. But I didn’t make any bacon.
Me: (coming awake, realizing I dreamt it) D’oh!!
illness
Spots
It’s winter. It’s a time of snow, it’s a time of sleet. It’s a time of ice, it’s a time of… sickness!