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Mea Culpa!

Part of my fashion drawing
October 19, 2025 ~ Ellie ~ 8 Comments

Oh noooo! That’s how I felt when it was brought to my attention that I forgot something very important in my Birthday Queen for a Day blog post I published last Monday, October 13!

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Musical Magic: our Monday Night Choir

December 5, 2023 ~ Ellie ~ 10 Comments

Not too bad, for a ragtag group of folk having fun with merry melodies!

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Just Married!

July 19, 2021July 19, 2021 ~ Ellie ~ 38 Comments

Hi everyone! If you read my earlier post, “An Open Letter to Mark Zuckerberg,” you’ll know how I met my soulmate, John Boone. And it all led up to our wedding on Saturday, July 17, 2021. Have I got a story – and video! – for you!

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At Last… the Video of My Reading!

August 25, 2020 ~ Ellie ~ 4 Comments

Here, finally, is the YouTube video of the Zoom reading I did at the Renaissance Press Virtual Conference back on June 7th.

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Up Here, in Canada!

April 30, 2020 ~ Ellie ~ 4 Comments

We’re fabulous, eh?! πŸ˜„

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Laughter: The Universal Language – #122

June 17, 2019 ~ Ellie ~ 2 Comments

This video made my day. Short and very funny! πŸ˜‚

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Laughter: The Universal Language – #79

August 13, 2018 ~ Ellie ~ 8 Comments

Did any of these video hijinks ever happen to you? Probably not, which makes them all the more hilarious!

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Laughter: The Universal Language – #77

July 30, 2018 ~ Ellie ~ 7 Comments

For a change of pace, here’s a little video. WARNING: It’s British humour from a pre-enlightened age. And it’s darn funny!

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Writers and books and video, oh my!

May 11, 2018 ~ Ellie ~ 17 Comments

What a magical evening! I’m still smiling as I recall the event. Here are a few highlights.

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Laughter: The Universal Language – #51

January 31, 2018 ~ Ellie ~ 14 Comments

Those of you who are, like me, of a certain age, will find this hilarious! You have been warned! πŸ˜€

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What's Wrong With Me book cover with image of brain scan - by Ellie Presner
What’s Wrong With Me?! – My little medical saga has a nice dramatic arc to it: puzzling beginning, painful middle, and an ending that was a relief in more ways than one.

Surviving Hollywood North
Surviving Hollywood North – An irreverent memoir revealing how Ellie Presner wrangled insecure screenwriters, harried producers and directors, and eccentric actors in Montreal’s flourishing film business during the 1990s.

First Kiss and Other True Fiction
First Kiss and Other True Fiction – Evocative short pieces ranging from a little girl’s terror, to an older child’s disillusionment, to the glory (and confusion) of a budding adolescent’s first kiss… not without a dollop of humour.

How to be an (Almost) Perfect Parent
How to be an Almost Perfect Parent – Friendly illustrated advice from a former family support worker. Professionals – and parents – love it!

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