Covid Delirium

Me: John, thank you for breakfast. I canโ€™t eat the bacon, though.ย 
John: What are you talking about?
Me: I like bacon to be crispy.ย 
John: (puzzled) Uh, yes I know that. But I didnโ€™t make any bacon.ย 
Me: (coming awake, realizing I dreamt it) Dโ€™oh!!

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