Hi folks! While going through a lot of stuff prior to our move (that’ll have to be a whole other post!), I’m finding little treasures here and there, such as lists.
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Up Yours!
OK, so it was time for my second colonoscopy. (def.: Colonoscopy, n. – an examination of the colon by means of a flexible fiberoptic instrument [colonoscope] passed through the rectum.) Oh, I forgot to tell you – don’t read this while you’re eating. 😂
You mean… we have to *talk*?!
Ohh noooo!
Social-Media Sabbatical
Yep, it’s that time once again, for a refresh, renewal, and regeneration…
Continue readingCovid Delirium
Me: John, thank you for breakfast. I can’t eat the bacon, though.Â
John: What are you talking about?
Me: I like bacon to be crispy.Â
John: (puzzled) Uh, yes I know that. But I didn’t make any bacon.Â
Me: (coming awake, realizing I dreamt it) D’oh!!
Happy Hanukkah, Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanzaa!
Here is a beautiful quote that impressed me; hope you like it too!
Irony in 2022
A short recap of a superbly ironic email correspondence:
My Left Boot
Do you remember the wonderful movie, My Left Foot? Starring the fabulous actor Daniel Day-Lewis?
Brain Shrinkage…
…or, The Most Hilarious Thing He Ever Said.
She’s a Real Doll
Livening up kids’ lives since 1959!
Crossed Eyes and Dotted Tees 