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FOMO? No! FOBL.

November 25, 2024 ~ Ellie ~ 20 Comments

So you’ve heard of the acronym FOMO, that stands for Fear of Missing Out? Well, I have been plagued almost all my life with a new one: FOBL.

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Weekly allowance. Did you get any? Do you give any?

November 1, 2020 ~ Ellie ~ 20 Comments

OMG, how we used to look forward to that weekly goldmine!😄

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Windows on the Past: Blackie

July 25, 2020July 26, 2020 ~ Ellie ~ 4 Comments

Easy come, easy go…

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Windows on the Past: you scream, I scream, we all scream for…

July 9, 2020 ~ Ellie ~ 11 Comments

…ICE CREAM! The most scrumptious summer treat by far, back in the mid 1950s (and now!).

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5 years! A Special ‘Blogversary’!

June 28, 2020June 28, 2020 ~ Ellie ~ 12 Comments

When I started this blog on June 28, 2015, I was scared out of my wits. What would I write? Who would read it? How long could I keep it going?

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First Kiss revisited

June 25, 2019 ~ Ellie ~ 2 Comments

This story first appeared on my blog four years ago. (It’s also featured in my story collection, First Kiss, available on Amazon.) Over the summer I will occasionally repost some of my popular pieces from my blog’s early days. Enjoy!

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99-cent book sale!

July 24, 2018 ~ Ellie ~ Leave a comment

Wouldn’t you love a bit of light summer reading at an equally light price? 😁

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Clip-Clop, Clip-Clop…

May 25, 2018May 25, 2018 ~ Ellie ~ 12 Comments

This little post will touch on three of our senses: hearing, sight, and smell. Ready?

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SHORT attention span?

May 21, 2018 ~ Ellie ~ 2 Comments

Check out my collection of SHORT tales, on sale now!

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Special quickie 99¢ sale!

January 27, 2018January 27, 2018 ~ Ellie ~ 14 Comments

My eBooks are on sale as of Sunday, January 28th at Amazon.com and Amazon.co.uk!
(Not Amazon.ca, unfortunately! Amazon only makes the sale price available to people in the US or the UK. Sob!) Links are below.

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What's Wrong With Me book cover with image of brain scan - by Ellie Presner
What’s Wrong With Me?! – My little medical saga has a nice dramatic arc to it: puzzling beginning, painful middle, and an ending that was a relief in more ways than one.

Surviving Hollywood North
Surviving Hollywood North – An irreverent memoir revealing how Ellie Presner wrangled insecure screenwriters, harried producers and directors, and eccentric actors in Montreal’s flourishing film business during the 1990s.

First Kiss and Other True Fiction
First Kiss and Other True Fiction – Evocative short pieces ranging from a little girl’s terror, to an older child’s disillusionment, to the glory (and confusion) of a budding adolescent’s first kiss… not without a dollop of humour.

How to be an (Almost) Perfect Parent
How to be an Almost Perfect Parent – Friendly illustrated advice from a former family support worker. Professionals – and parents – love it!

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