Me: John, thank you for breakfast. I can’t eat the bacon, though.
John: What are you talking about?
Me: I like bacon to be crispy.
John: (puzzled) Uh, yes I know that. But I didn’t make any bacon.
Me: (coming awake, realizing I dreamt it) D’oh!!
COVID
Please, please, please…
…be careful out there!
Vaccinaaation 🎶🎵
With apologies to Fermo Dante Marchetti and Maurice de Féraudy, composer and lyricist of the famous song, Fascination – perhaps best known as performed by Nat King Cole:
So: I have taken the liberty of writing a version that is perhaps more current, given these Covid times… My ditty goes like this:
🎶🎵 Vaccinaaation 🎶🎵
It was vaccinaaation, I know,
Time for a shot in my arm, for protection
Just a little jab, just a tiny stab
I was saved by a quickie injection
It was vaccinaaation, I know,
A second shot came along three months later
Just a little poke, it really is no joke –
My arm hurt like a bite from a ‘gator
It was vaccinaaation, I know,
Time to get boostered, just for “insurance”
Just a little pierce, just a little prick
No Covid! For I have resistance! …well, 70% resistance… approximately… they’re not sure…
😬😅
On and Off
Best wishes to you all for a very Happy New Year with MUCH less Covid around… 😅
So Near… and Yet So Far!😟
It’s a cliché, but in this case it fits perfectly. My son, Jeremy, is 454 miles or 731 km away, but I haven’t been able to see him nor his wife, Lucy, since spring, 2019!
“Stonehenge II” 😃
John and I have “built” a new landmark for this “new normal”!