Some tough life lessons… 😉
- When in doubt, don’t. (Nine times out of 10, it’s best.)
- Don’t move too fast. (It usually ends with broken glass and/or blood on the floor.)
- Don’t overeat. (I don’t really want to feel like a stuffed sausage.)
- Don’t wear sandals when it’s below 16C. (Ice cubes for toes = not good.)
- Never use a public toilet without first checking for toilet paper. (You need an explanation for this one??)
- Do not undertip! (…unless you want to be glared at with a look that could kill.)
- Never engage mouth before switching on brain. (Still a struggle for this blurter!)
This almost-70-year-old will probably think of more items tonight while attempting to fall asleep… which could actually be Number 8: Do not end your blog post prematurely. (But it’s too late now!)
Crossed Eyes and Dotted Tees 
BTW, forget the public-ess of that toilet. never use ANY toilet without first checking for toilet paper. i’ve been skunked at my brother’s house, friends’ places, and yes, even right at hime!
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Okay, i get at others’ houses – but at your OWN? ha, too much!! 😀
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#8. Never sit on a toilet in the dark, that almost guarantees someone will have left the seat up.
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Too much too much I’m having a giggle fit over here. 🙂
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LOL Kirizar! That involves Murphy’s Law, doesn’t it!!
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I like it! I’ve just thought of another one too! Never leave a sentence unfinishe
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Hahaha! You’re a screa
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