Your weekly guffaw today will be brief. But hearty! 😂😆😜
An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts… so the driver happily munches them.
Every five minutes she gives him another handful of peanuts.
Driver: Why don’t you eat them yourself?
Old lady: Oh, I can’t chew. Look, I have no teeth.
Driver: Then why do you even buy them?
Old lady: Oh, I just love the chocolate coating around them.
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Oh no!!!😂😂
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Yes, unfortunately! 😂😂😜
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EEEEKKKK!!!! Never take food from strangers 😀
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Especially when they have no teeth! 😬😃
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