So the other day I was pondering two totally unrelated things:
- Animal thinking; and
- Mould (mold, for you ‘Murricans).
So the other day I was pondering two totally unrelated things:
Do you remember the wonderful movie, My Left Foot? Starring the fabulous actor Daniel Day-Lewis?
My hubby and I just heard this great old joke in the movie, Belfast. Super movie, by the way!
With apologies to Fermo Dante Marchetti and Maurice de Féraudy, composer and lyricist of the famous song, Fascination – perhaps best known as performed by Nat King Cole:
So: I have taken the liberty of writing a version that is perhaps more current, given these Covid times… My ditty goes like this:
🎶🎵 Vaccinaaation 🎶🎵
It was vaccinaaation, I know,
Time for a shot in my arm, for protection
Just a little jab, just a tiny stab
I was saved by a quickie injection
It was vaccinaaation, I know,
A second shot came along three months later
Just a little poke, it really is no joke –
My arm hurt like a bite from a ‘gator
It was vaccinaaation, I know,
Time to get boostered, just for “insurance”
Just a little pierce, just a little prick
No Covid! For I have resistance! …well, 70% resistance… approximately… they’re not sure…
😬😅
I forget where I found these irresistible groaners. If you’ve seen them before, just enjoy ’em again as I did! 😅
I’m sure you’ll enjoy this classic little Jewish joke! 😅
These clever quotes are a contribution from my faithful Facebook friend, Marilyn G. Elkin. Thanks, Marilyn! 😄
What’s that? I can’t hear you! 😄
Ecumenical humour! 😆😜
Oldie but goodie! 😅
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