My hubby and I just heard this great old joke in the movie, Belfast. Super movie, by the way!
It goes something like this:
The doctor calls his patient, Tom, on the phone.
“Well, Tom,” he says, “I have good news and bad news for you.”
“Oh no,” says Tom. “… What’s the good news?”
The doc says, “You have twenty-four hours to live.”
“What?! If that’s the good news, then what’s the bad news?!”
The doc says sadly, “I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.”
Mom, wherever you are, that joke’s for you. I can already hear you laughing… with cutie BooBoo on your lap. 💖💝💗