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For Mothers With a Quirky Sense of Humour – Happy Mother’s Day!

May 8, 2022May 8, 2022 ~ Ellie ~ 4 Comments

My hubby and I just heard this great old joke in the movie, Belfast. Super movie, by the way!

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“But I’m a Mother!”

May 9, 2021 ~ Ellie ~ 10 Comments

Twenty-four-year-old me delivered that line with as much indignation as I could muster. I was at the ticket counter to see a movie, “Easy Rider,” which had just opened. It had a restrictive rating – only those who were 18+ years old could see it.

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Windows on the Past – Motherhood pics 1970-75…

April 17, 2020 ~ Ellie ~ 21 Comments

Reminiscing with time on my hands…

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Friday Follies #183 – deferred to next week, due to…

May 10, 2019 ~ Ellie ~ 6 Comments

…an early visit for Mother’s Day from…

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Food, Glorious Food!

April 21, 2016April 23, 2017 ~ Ellie ~ 20 Comments

I can safely say, having grown up in a Jewish family, that Jews are into food in a big way. As the old joke says, every Jewish holiday can be summed up thusly: “They attacked us, we won, let’s eat!”

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A Letter to Lily June on her First Birthday

April 12, 2016April 13, 2016 ~ Ellie ~ 22 Comments

Dear Lily June,

At the risk of appropriating your mother’s salutation for her own online letters to you, just let me say that I’m responding in a humble way to her request for letters – letters to be addressed to you, in honour of your upcoming first birthday.

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Spots

February 17, 2016February 17, 2016 ~ Ellie ~ 10 Comments

It’s winter. It’s a time of snow, it’s a time of sleet. It’s a time of ice, it’s a time of… sickness!

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No More Doilies

November 15, 2015 ~ Ellie ~ 5 Comments

About 20 years ago I started an article on mothers and daughters with the following:

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Forever Cherished in my Heart

August 24, 2015September 1, 2015 ~ Ellie ~ 9 Comments
IDA (MEROVITZ) ROSENBURG 1912 - 2005
IDA (MEROVITZ) ROSENBURG
1912 – 2005

I wrote this eulogy for my mother’s funeral 10 years ago; my thoughts and feelings are exactly the same today as they were then. If anything, the love I feel for her now is even stronger, steeped as it is in the warmth of ten years’ worth of remembering.  Mom, this is for you.

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Learning to Drive… Again. Thanks, Ma!

July 20, 2015September 1, 2015 ~ Ellie ~ 10 Comments

This is a modest tribute to my sweet, wise mother, who passed away almost ten years ago. I miss her every day.

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What's Wrong With Me book cover with image of brain scan - by Ellie Presner
What’s Wrong With Me?! – My little medical saga has a nice dramatic arc to it: puzzling beginning, painful middle, and an ending that was a relief in more ways than one.

Surviving Hollywood North
Surviving Hollywood North – An irreverent memoir revealing how Ellie Presner wrangled insecure screenwriters, harried producers and directors, and eccentric actors in Montreal’s flourishing film business during the 1990s.

First Kiss and Other True Fiction
First Kiss and Other True Fiction – Evocative short pieces ranging from a little girl’s terror, to an older child’s disillusionment, to the glory (and confusion) of a budding adolescent’s first kiss… not without a dollop of humour.

How to be an (Almost) Perfect Parent
How to be an Almost Perfect Parent – Friendly illustrated advice from a former family support worker. Professionals – and parents – love it!

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