Laughter: The Universal Language – #151

~ Ellie

A very *dark* oldie! 😬😀

End of the world
Photo (cc) by stanze

When the end of the world arrives, how will the media report it?

  • USA Today: WE’RE DEAD
  • The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS
  • Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE
  • Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE
  • Victoria’s Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE
  • Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER
  • Wired: THE LAST NEW THING
  • Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR
  • Readers Digest: ‘BYE
  • Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?
  • TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!
  • Lady’s Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW “ARMAGEDDON” DIET!
  • America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.
  • Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE
  • Microsoft’s Web Site: IF YOU DIDN’T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE, DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE.
  • Sun: ARMAGEDDON-TOLERANT SOFTWARE NOW AVAILABLE!
  • Vogue: SUPER-COOL FASHION FOR A SUPER-HOT DAY

NOTE TO READERS: Feel free to suggest your own, like I did (the last one’s mine)! 😀

 

7 thoughts on “Laughter: The Universal Language – #151”

  1. From your service providers:

    Your bank: Special short term GIC rates. Limited time offer!

    Your hairdresser: Today only: Just a little off the top.

    Your new car dealer: Brand new gas guzzlers: Cheap. Cause… who cares!

    Your cell phone service provider: Unlimited everything for a dollar! Act now!

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