This joke will make you say “Argh!” Don’t say I didn’t warn you. 😆
A guy dies and is sent to hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in.
In the first room, people are standing in dirt up to their necks. The guy says, “No, let me see the next room.”
In the second room, people are standing in dirt up to their noses. Guy says no again.
Finally Satan opens the third room. People are standing with dirt up to their knees, drinking coffee and eating pastries. The guy says, “I pick this room.”
Satan says OK and turns to leave. The guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee.
On the way out Satan yells, “OK, coffee break’s over. Everyone back on your heads!”
Crossed Eyes and Dotted Tees 
Argh! (Just for you)😁
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LOL! 😀
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Nice joke.
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Glad you liked it!
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Yes. Like its
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Always ask to see the fine print before accepting contracts… especially LONG-TERM contracts! 🙂 🙂 🙂
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*Excellent* advice, John!! 😀
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It’s lucky I wasn’t drinking coffee when I read this! 😀
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Good thing! Always read these posts with a napkin close by! 😀
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