Covid Delirium

Me: John, thank you for breakfast. I canโ€™t eat the bacon, though.ย 
John: What are you talking about?
Me: I like bacon to be crispy.ย 
John: (puzzled) Uh, yes I know that. But I didnโ€™t make any bacon.ย 
Me: (coming awake, realizing I dreamt it) Dโ€™oh!!

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Vaccinaaation ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต

With apologies to Fermo Dante Marchetti and Maurice de Fรฉraudy, composer and lyricist of the famous song, Fascination – perhaps best known as performed by Nat King Cole:

So: I have taken the liberty of writing a version that is perhaps more current, given these Covid times… My ditty goes like this:

๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต Vaccinaaation ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต

It was vaccinaaation, I know,
Time for a shot in my arm, for protection
Just a little jab, just a tiny stab
I was saved by a quickie injection

It was vaccinaaation, I know,
A second shot came along three months later
Just a little poke, it really is no joke โ€“
My arm hurt like a bite from a โ€˜gator

It was vaccinaaation, I know,
Time to get boostered, just for โ€œinsuranceโ€
Just a little pierce, just a little prick
No Covid! For I have resistance! โ€ฆwell, 70% resistanceโ€ฆ approximatelyโ€ฆ theyโ€™re not sureโ€ฆ

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