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Book Progress Report #14

May 16, 2017May 16, 2017 ~ Ellie ~ 15 Comments

Three-and-a-half months. That’s how long it’s been since my last report to you. How time flies! It especially flies in the “attempting-to-get-one’s-book-traditionally-published” world. My latest news is:

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Sweet: How Jell-O ruined me for life

April 23, 2017April 23, 2017 ~ Ellie ~ 20 Comments

What’s a meal without dessert?

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The Saturday Funnies

April 16, 2017 ~ Ellie ~ 4 Comments

Hands up, all of you of a “certain age.” Don’t be shy! I know you’re there! Anyway, you’ll be glad to read this post, because it’ll take you back, waaay back…

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Hats

April 12, 2017 ~ Ellie ~ 11 Comments

Yesterday I went for a walk and saw a man across the street, wearing a small hat. It looked very much like one of these:

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A Piece of the Rock

April 4, 2017June 26, 2017 ~ Ellie ~ 10 Comments

Nobody told me it was illegal. Maybe it wasn’t, back in 1971. I still feel a bit like a criminal.

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Barney is PURPLE and so is my foot.

March 24, 2017March 24, 2017 ~ Ellie ~ 19 Comments

One definition of irony is: “Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs.” Well, I think it was ironic that I went to my doctor (dermatologist) two days ago with a perfectly good left foot and toe, but departed with a foot and toe that feel BROKEN!

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The Fuller Brush Man

March 18, 2017 ~ Ellie ~ 13 Comments

Long ago, back through the mists of time to around 1938, my parents had been married about a year. Ida and Sam have been gone from this earth for some time now, but I feel compelled to tell you the tale of the Fuller Brush Man’s visit.

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PLEASE

March 14, 2017 ~ Ellie ~ 1 Comment

A very powerful video. Have tissues on hand. ❤

Carol's avatarWanderings of an Elusive Mind

Please! Go see this video. If only we could all trust. If only we could feel that there is something to trust.

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79 cents is the new 5 cents!

March 3, 2017 ~ Ellie ~ 21 Comments

So I’m at the cash in IGA, the closest supermarket where I always shop. I’m waiting my turn, and as usual my eyes wander… to the candy counter next to me.

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60 years Ago: Going to the Movies in Montreal

January 9, 2017January 9, 2017 ~ Ellie ~ 11 Comments

For us moviegoers who were in the vanguard (arguably 1945 – 1955) of the babyboomer generation, it seemed that Montreal was overflowing with movie theatres.

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What’s Wrong With Me?! – My little medical saga has a nice dramatic arc to it: puzzling beginning, painful middle, and an ending that was a relief in more ways than one.

Surviving Hollywood North
Surviving Hollywood North – An irreverent memoir revealing how Ellie Presner wrangled insecure screenwriters, harried producers and directors, and eccentric actors in Montreal’s flourishing film business during the 1990s.

First Kiss and Other True Fiction
First Kiss and Other True Fiction – Evocative short pieces ranging from a little girl’s terror, to an older child’s disillusionment, to the glory (and confusion) of a budding adolescent’s first kiss… not without a dollop of humour.

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How to be an Almost Perfect Parent – Friendly illustrated advice from a former family support worker. Professionals – and parents – love it!

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