Me: John, thank you for breakfast. I can’t eat the bacon, though.
John: What are you talking about?
Me: I like bacon to be crispy.
John: (puzzled) Uh, yes I know that. But I didn’t make any bacon.
Me: (coming awake, realizing I dreamt it) D’oh!!
Other
Happy Hanukkah, Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanzaa!
Here is a beautiful quote that impressed me; hope you like it too!
Irony in 2022
A short recap of a superbly ironic email correspondence:
My Left Boot
Do you remember the wonderful movie, My Left Foot? Starring the fabulous actor Daniel Day-Lewis?
Brain Shrinkage…
…or, The Most Hilarious Thing He Ever Said.
She’s a Real Doll
Livening up kids’ lives since 1959!
Are you a well-dressed woman?
Every hundred years, why not?!
The Locked Door
Do you recall this teaser photo from my last post?
My Hospital Memoir – May, 2022
What are all of the good things about being in a hospital? Take a peek at my list…