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Annie & the “Interloper”

January 18, 2021 ~ Ellie ~ 6 Comments

Who knew winning her over would be so hard? Or… maybe it just took patience?

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Laughter: The Universal Language โ€“ #201

January 4, 2021 ~ Ellie ~ 2 Comments

Winter got you down yet? Maybe you’d like “Camp Granada” better! ๐Ÿ˜„

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Things I Finally Know About My Writing

November 14, 2020 ~ Ellie ~ 8 Comments

This piece was first published January 29, 2018 at booksbywomen.org., and reprinted here later that month. For the thousands of you (๐Ÿ˜‚) who missed it then (you know who you are!), here’s a reprint.

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10 things I’ve learned…

November 12, 2020 ~ Ellie ~ 6 Comments

…while living with someone, after living alone for decades!

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Weekly allowance. Did you get any? Do you give any?

November 1, 2020 ~ Ellie ~ 20 Comments

OMG, how we used to look forward to that weekly goldmine!๐Ÿ˜„

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So Near… and Yet So Far!๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

September 11, 2020 ~ Ellie ~ 6 Comments

It’s a clichรฉ, but in this case it fits perfectly. My son, Jeremy, is 454 miles or 731 km away, but I haven’t been able to see him nor his wife, Lucy, since spring, 2019!

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What’s Wrong With Me?! – my new book, now available!

August 20, 2020 ~ Ellie ~ Leave a comment

It’s my personal medical story told in a little book. It’s a LOT smaller than this MRI machine!

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Windows on the Past: Blackie

July 25, 2020July 26, 2020 ~ Ellie ~ 4 Comments

Easy come, easy go…

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5 years! A Special ‘Blogversary’!

June 28, 2020June 28, 2020 ~ Ellie ~ 12 Comments

When I started this blog on June 28, 2015, I was scared out of my wits. What would I write? Who would read it? How long could I keep it going?

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Here’s a link for you

June 5, 2020June 5, 2020 ~ Ellie ~ 6 Comments

Hi, friends! For those who would like to attend my reading…

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What's Wrong With Me book cover with image of brain scan - by Ellie Presner
What’s Wrong With Me?! โ€“ My little medical saga has a nice dramatic arc to it: puzzling beginning, painful middle, and an ending that was a relief in more ways than one.

Surviving Hollywood North
Surviving Hollywood North โ€“ An irreverent memoir revealing how Ellie Presner wrangled insecure screenwriters, harried producers and directors, and eccentric actors in Montrealโ€™s flourishing film business during the 1990s.

First Kiss and Other True Fiction
First Kiss and Other True Fiction โ€“ Evocative short pieces ranging from a little girlโ€™s terror, to an older childโ€™s disillusionment, to the glory (and confusion) of a budding adolescentโ€™s first kissโ€ฆ not without a dollop of humour.

How to be an (Almost) Perfect Parent
How to be an Almost Perfect Parent โ€“ Friendly illustrated advice from a former family support worker. Professionals โ€“ and parents โ€“ love it!

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