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Laughter: The Universal Language โ€“ #196

November 30, 2020 ~ Ellie ~ 4 Comments

I apologize in advance to anyone who will be offended. ๐Ÿ˜

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Laughter: The Universal Language โ€“ #195

November 23, 2020November 22, 2020 ~ Ellie ~ 6 Comments

Thanks to Facebook pal John Knight for sending me this one, sure to make word-lovers chuckle!

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Laughter: The Universal Language โ€“ #194

November 16, 2020 ~ Ellie ~ 6 Comments

Best-ever senior-citizen joke! ๐Ÿ˜„

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Laughter: The Universal Language โ€“ #193

November 10, 2020 ~ Ellie ~ 8 Comments

Even if you’ve seen this one before, you’ll laugh again! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Laughter: The Universal Language โ€“ #192

November 4, 2020November 4, 2020 ~ Ellie ~ 4 Comments

Anyone for a horse ride? ๐Ÿ˜„

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Laughter: The Universal Language โ€“ #191

October 26, 2020 ~ Ellie ~ 4 Comments

OMG, these “English” signs are a hoot! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†

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Laughter: The Universal Language โ€“ #190

October 19, 2020 ~ Ellie ~ 4 Comments

Thanks to my Facebook pal Murray Levine for this one! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Laughter: The Universal Language โ€“ #189

October 12, 2020 ~ Ellie ~ 6 Comments

Hilarious analogies for your laugh o’ the day! ๐Ÿ˜„

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Laughter: The Universal Language โ€“ #188

October 5, 2020 ~ Ellie ~ 6 Comments

An oldie, but it’s really fun! ๐Ÿ˜…

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Laughter: The Universal Language โ€“ #187

September 29, 2020October 18, 2020 ~ Ellie ~ 6 Comments

Comedy = the unexpected + a smile! ๐Ÿ˜œ

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Ellie is a Montreal-based author who loves words โ€“ as long as they are pithy, descriptive, clever, on-the-mark, dynamic, and evocative. She also likes Rogetโ€™s Thesaurus. Follow Ellie Presner by subscribing below.

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What's Wrong With Me book cover with image of brain scan - by Ellie Presner
What’s Wrong With Me?! โ€“ My little medical saga has a nice dramatic arc to it: puzzling beginning, painful middle, and an ending that was a relief in more ways than one.

Surviving Hollywood North
Surviving Hollywood North โ€“ An irreverent memoir revealing how Ellie Presner wrangled insecure screenwriters, harried producers and directors, and eccentric actors in Montrealโ€™s flourishing film business during the 1990s.

First Kiss and Other True Fiction
First Kiss and Other True Fiction โ€“ Evocative short pieces ranging from a little girlโ€™s terror, to an older childโ€™s disillusionment, to the glory (and confusion) of a budding adolescentโ€™s first kissโ€ฆ not without a dollop of humour.

How to be an (Almost) Perfect Parent
How to be an Almost Perfect Parent โ€“ Friendly illustrated advice from a former family support worker. Professionals โ€“ and parents โ€“ love it!

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