Even if you’ve seen this one before, you’ll laugh again! 😂
A Sad Story
A TEXT TO A NEIGHBOUR: Hi, Max. This is Richard, next door. I’ve been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face to face. When you’re not around, I’ve been sharing your wife, day and night, probably much more than you. I haven’t been getting it at home recently. I know that’s no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can’t live with the guilt & hope you’ll accept my sincere apology and forgive me. Please suggest a fee for usage and I’ll pay you. Richard
Max, feeling enraged and betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door, and shot Richard dead. He returned home, shot his wife, poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa.
He then looked at his phone and discovered a second text message from Richard.
SECOND TEXT MESSAGE: Hi, Max. Richard here again. Sorry about the typo in my last text. I assume you figured it out and noticed that the darned Autocorrect had changed “wi-fi” to “wife.” Technology, huh? It’ll be the death of us all.
Crossed Eyes and Dotted Tees 
LOL Autocorrect needs autocorrect more than we do. 😀
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You said it! 😂😜
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Oh my gosh! I do wonder when autocorrect is going to get me in serious trouble, but hopefully never THAT bad!😂
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No, this one was a doozy! 😂
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😱 what does Max do now with two murders on his neck over wifi/wife non-autocorrect?! As Eilene L. said, “I hope it never happens to any of us!”
Funny story until the end when it turned to 😳 oh-mi-gosh!!
Thanks for sharing.
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Need I say you have to take these jokes with a big grain of salt? 😁
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You’re right, Ellie. Thanks for sharing your gift of humor/laughter-is-healing with us.
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Thanks for reading! 😀
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