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Synopsis of “Surviving Hollywood North”

September 20, 2016 ~ Ellie ~ 3 Comments

Hi all, one last post (!) before I sign off until next week. This is a one-page synopsis of my book, which I wrote to accompany my query letters to agents and publishers. Pretend you’re a literary agent or a publisher, and let me know what you think.

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Friday Follies #57 – 3 mistakes that make me go “Arghhh”

September 16, 2016September 16, 2016 ~ Ellie ~ 4 Comments

Hi, fellow afficionadoes aficionados of good grammer grammar and speling spelling. Today the Grammar Cop takes a mini-holiday… from punctuation problems. She has other goodies (baddies?) to share with you.

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Book Progress Report #10

September 12, 2016September 12, 2016 ~ Ellie ~ 9 Comments

Hi all! Just checking in to let you know what’s happening with the queries I sent out. I’ve received two polite rejections so far. I figure they’re a plus, since they didn’t specify: “…and don’t you EVER send us any more of your crappy so-called writing!”

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Friday Follies #56 – 3 mistakes that make me go “Arghhh”

September 9, 2016 ~ Ellie ~ 14 Comments

Happy Friday, dear readers! Today the Grammar Cop wishes to present a post which could also be called: Fear of Punctuation. Let us coin a word for this unfortunate affliction: punctuatophobia. The first gaffe is from the Montreal Gazette, which should know better. The last two are from our grammatically challenged local weekly, The Suburban.

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Friday Follies #55 – 3 mistakes that make me go “Arghhh”

September 2, 2016 ~ Ellie ~ 2 Comments

Hi, grammar buffs! This week the Grammar Cop’s flashlight shines on several strange examples of wording – especially strange since they are all in a “Back to School” supplement of our infamous local weekly. I mean, they might be par for the course in the error-ridden Suburban, but in a supplement focusing on education… really?

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Book Progress Report #9

August 29, 2016 ~ Ellie ~ 6 Comments

Okay, I have been initiated: I got my first rejection letter today from an agent. If I really want to be pessimistic, I could say it’s the first of many. However, I still have hope.

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Friday Follies #54 – 3 mistakes that make me go “Arghhh”

August 26, 2016August 26, 2016 ~ Ellie ~ 13 Comments

Hi all! The Grammar Cop welcomes you back to another funfest of language errors.

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Friday Follies #53 – 4 mistakes that make me go “Arghhh”!

August 19, 2016August 19, 2016 ~ Ellie ~ 3 Comments

Hi, fellow grammar grinches! This week the Grammar Cop presents an All-Suburban gaffe-fest! Yes, our local weekly, The Suburban, has outdone itself lately. Here are the offensive items.

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Friday Follies #52 – 3 mistakes that make me go “Arghhh”!

August 12, 2016 ~ Ellie ~ Leave a comment

Welcome to our 52nd edition of Friday Follies! The Grammar Cop is proud to have reached the cusp of a one-year milestone. But she is not proud that the longevity of this feature means that errors still abound! Ah, well. ‘Tis my lot to point out gaffes and make snarky remarks about them, I guess. So here we go once again.

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Book Progress Report #8

August 11, 2016 ~ Ellie ~ 2 Comments

So as I mentioned in my last update, I was deep in revisions – but since then I’ve finished that phase and have embarked on my first query submissions to literary agents.

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What’s Wrong With Me?! – My little medical saga has a nice dramatic arc to it: puzzling beginning, painful middle, and an ending that was a relief in more ways than one.

Surviving Hollywood North
Surviving Hollywood North – An irreverent memoir revealing how Ellie Presner wrangled insecure screenwriters, harried producers and directors, and eccentric actors in Montreal’s flourishing film business during the 1990s.

First Kiss and Other True Fiction
First Kiss and Other True Fiction – Evocative short pieces ranging from a little girl’s terror, to an older child’s disillusionment, to the glory (and confusion) of a budding adolescent’s first kiss… not without a dollop of humour.

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