Happy Friday, dear readers! Today the Grammar Cop wishes to present a post which could also be called: Fear of Punctuation. Let us coin a word for this unfortunate affliction: punctuatophobia. The first gaffe is from the Montreal Gazette, which should know better. The last two are from our grammatically challenged local weekly, The Suburban.
- “New home sales jump in the U.S.” There should be a hyphen between new and home. Why? Because the headline refers to the sales of new homes. They are new-home sales. It is not discussing home sales that are new – as opposed to the old sales of last week! Do you see what I mean? Moreover, within the article itself there is the same sin of another missing hyphen: “…fuelling a real estate surge.” A hyphen is needed between real and estate. Why? Because it is not talking about an estate surge that is real. It is a real-estate surge.
- “…a high school degree might have been enough…” Here we have another mislaid hyphen. It should say high-school degree. All these hyphenated words have the same thing in common: they are adjectival phrases, which means that the two words together combine (joined by a hyphen) to act as one lovely adjective, describing the noun that follows. (And by the way, I love the irony in the fact that this mistake was in the paper’s “Back to School” supplement.)
- I must preface this boo-boo by pointing out that the writer has an extreme fear of punctuation and should seek immediate help. I hope he/she overcomes this ailment pronto! Get a load of this run-on mess in a pharmacy ad: “Many lice treatments exist and some may even be covered by your insurance so always ask a pharmacist to help you choose the best product and discuss with you non-pharmacological measures of destroying the lice that may be found on sheets, toys, etc.” Gasp! Must… take… huge… breath… before I… fall into… a comma! 😀
I need to lie down now. See you next week!
I wondered if texting made people comma-tose, since sometimes you have to go to a different screen to get punctuation. That should not have been the case for the person preparing the ad for a pharmacy. Surely it was done on a computer. I don’t know about you, but I’d rather see too many commas than too few. Thanks for the Friday amusement.
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I agree that texting and, to a lesser extent, emailing have made people lazier re punctuation, but there’s a limit! Ay yi. Comma-tose, haha, thanks for the chuckle!
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Great last line!! ;D
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Thanks! But… you mean my penultimate line, I think. 😁
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LOL! Okay, it was actually the antepenultimate sentence that I loved so much!
Is that better?
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Funnily enough, I wrote a comment on somebody’s blog quite recently and was horrified to discover 0.5 seconds after I’d sent it that it contained a run-on sentence. I was mortified! All I could do was make a joke about it, but I was genuinely embarrassed.
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Bun! Come on now there are worse things in life you know what I mean I’m sure you do since you’re a smart guy isn’t that so I know it is. Heh…
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That’s true. There are worse things in life. I mean, at least I never misused the word “literally”! 🙂
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Just for the heckuvit, what time is it there in Japan?
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11.43.
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A.M. Or P.M. ?
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A.M.
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Aha. Exactly 12 hours difference. I think. Here it’s 11:43 Thursday night.
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Hey, we must be at opposite ends of the seesaw! 🙂
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