Laughter: The Universal Language – #3

~ Ellie

Here is the third in a series of guaranteed laughs of the week. Because we need all the laughs we can get!

stethoscope

Doc: Your lab tests show that you’re doing fairly well for a 65-year-old.
    Male Patient: “Fairly well”… Do you think I’ll live to be 80?

Do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine?
     No. I’m not doing drugs either.

Do you eat ribeye steaks or barbecued ribs?
     No. I think all red meat is very unhealthy.

Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like golfing, sailing, hiking or bicycling?
     No, I don’t.

Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?
     No, I don’t do any of those things.

Then why the hell do you want to live to be 80?

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