It’s a dreary, rainy Tuesday in Montreal. How about a little giggle to perk up the day?
A man and a woman meet in one of those “speed dating” conventions, and sit at the same table to start a conversation. They only have two minutes to talk and get to know each other as quickly as possible before the *gong* sounds and then have rotate to the next person in the queue.
Since time is extremely valuable, the woman cuts to the chase and starts asking the questions:
– Woman:
Do you drink beer?– Man:
Yes.– Woman:
How many beers a day?– Man:
Three.– Woman:
How much do you pay for each beer?– Man:
$5.00, including the tip.– Woman:
And for how long have you been drinking?– Man:
For about 25 years, more or less.– Woman:
So a beer costs you $5.00, and you drink 3 per day. Which generates an expense of $450.00 per month. In a year that would be about $5,400.00 … right?– Man:
Right.– Woman:
Are you aware that if you hadn’t drank all that beer, you could’ve put it into a savings account instead, and that after 25 years with compound interest included, you could’ve bought a plane?***silence***
– Man:
Do you drink beer?– Woman:
No!– Man:
Where’s your plane?****GOOOOONNNNNGGGGGGG****
Crossed Eyes and Dotted Tees 
Lolol! Looking for my plane… 😀
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😀 😀 😀
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I’ll just take a boat instead of a plane, make it a fishing boat.
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Yup, just for the halibut, right? 😀
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Well, I don’t drink anything, yet, no plane… 🙂
Perhaps should learn how to save more efficiently
Although it has been a great sunny day, a joke is always welcome
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No plane YET, you mean. Start saving! 😄
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Well, I don’t really want a plane, I’m a man of simple joys in life. Writing (as challenge, to become better), music, and a nice sunny day’s fun outside with wife and cats… But if one of you has the plane, we sure are available to drink a juice on!
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See you on the Tarmac…eventually! Lol.
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Using that logic I should have my own private island. Yet here I sit, carless, planeless and boatless. 😀
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Ok…but I happen to know you’re not gnomeless! 😁😜
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[Groan!]
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The reason I said that is cuz on her blog she writes about the adventures of “Henri,” her garden gnome!
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True! 🙂
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Often times, women want from men what they don’t have themselves. Very self-righteous. I know this is a joke but this is true.
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That IS true! Absolutely!! And vice-versa.
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