Laughter: The Universal Language – #13

The “not-so-friendly” skies. These are darn clever. (I mean, maybe this is politically incorrect, but… still funny! You’ve been warned!)

United plane
Photo (cc) by Christian Junker

New United Airlines Mottos

“Drag and Drop”

“We put the hospital in hospitality”

“Board as a doctor, leave as a patient”

“Our prices can’t be beaten, but our passengers can”

“We have First Class, Business Class and No Class”

“Not enough seating, prepare for a beating”

“We treat you like we treat your luggage”

“We beat the customer.  Not the competition”

“And you thought leg room was an issue”

“Where voluntary is mandatory”

“Fight or flight.  We decide”

“Now offering one free carry off”

“Beating random customers since 2017”

“If our staff needs a seat, we’ll drag you out by your feet”

“A bloody good airline”

17 thoughts on “Laughter: The Universal Language – #13

  1. Hey there Ellie! This was hilarious. My two faves are:
    “We put the hospital in hospitality”
    “Fight or flight, we decide.”
    That said, I’m glad that the passenger was compensated.
    That’ll learn ’em not to try that mess again!

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