This week’s post is an oldie-but-goodie – but in the event that you haven’t seen it before, make sure you’re not drinking anything when you read it. You could ruin your tablecloth. 😀

Bulls-Eye

My wife and I went to the Royal Show, and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said:

‘THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR’

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said, ‘He mated 50 times last year, that’s almost once a week.’

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said:

‘THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR’

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, ‘WOW! That’s more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him!’

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said:

‘THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR’

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, ‘That’s once a day, every day!! You could really learn something from this one.’

I looked at her and said, ‘Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.’

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My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.