I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down. (Ba-dum DUM.) For more of this ilk, read on. You have been warned. 😀
For Lexophiles Only
- Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
- England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
- I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
- They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
- I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s synching now.
- Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.
- I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
- I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
- This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
- When chemists die, they barium.
- I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
- I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
- Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?
- When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
- Broken pencils are pointless.
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
- I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
- I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
- Velcro – what a rip off!
- A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said: “No change yet” !
Ouch. (It only hurts when I laugh.) 😀
Crossed Eyes and Dotted Tees 
The more punny it is, the better! 😀
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That’s what I thought! 😀
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Thanks for a smile tonight. I can count on you to bring a smile at just the right times. I love those.
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Thanks Ron! You’d like my previous post too, “Diary of a 9-minute walk”! 😁
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I’ll check that one out Ellie. I remember reading one on someone’s blog about walking, I think it was at twilight, but I’m not sure.
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Ah, wasn’t mine…
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Jokes about German sausage AREN’T the wurst — THESE are! Haha!!
I saloot your EX-cellently bad humor! We all need more of it! (Well, by now, my friends don’t think so, and I’m guessing yours don’t either — but we dooooo!)
Thanks for the giggles 🙂
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Welcome aboard, Ana – if that’s your name! (If it isn’t, I apoplogize!) So glad you liked my punny post! As you’ll see when you poke around (and thanks for the follow!), my Laughter posts are a regular weekly feature. I too feel that laughter is a balm for what ails us. Let us go forth and guffaw! ‘See’ you again!
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Crazy. I texted some to people. Funny about the cross eyed teacher.
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I know, eh? Those unruly pupils! LOL!
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The crosseyed teacher who couldn’t control her pupils had me in tears.
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Yeah that one’s a goody!! 😁
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Thanks for the laugh!
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My pleasure, Mark! It’s a weekly feature of mine.
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