Laughter: The Universal Language – #48


  1. To avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables, get someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
  2. Men: to avoid arguments with female roommates about putting down the toilet seat – use the sink.
  3. For high-blood pressure sufferers – simply cut yourself and bleed out for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. (Remember to use a timer.)
  4. A mousetrap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
  5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. You’ll be too afraid to cough.
  6. You only need two tools in life: WD-40 (oil), and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.
  7. If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.

Daily thought: Some people are like slinkies – not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.


Disclaimer: This blog bears no responsibility for any untoward events caused by any reader being wacky enough to try one of these insane ‘remedies’ in real life. 😬
P.S.: The owner of this blog did not originate these ‘remedies.’ For that, blame my friend, J.S., whose identity shall remain a secret to avoid any unwarranted litigation brought by anyone who ignores the foregoing disclaimer. 😁


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