Laughter: The Universal Language – #54

Sometimes political correctness can run amok. Do you agree? Check this out. 😀

It snowed last nite…

8:00 I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.

8:15 So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 The nanny of the neighborhood complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest.

8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.

8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.

8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to check the reported disturbance.

8:42 I am told by the cops that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be misconstrued as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter: “Yeah, if it’s up your a***.”

8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.

9:00 I’m on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble in a quiet neighborhood. Tensions are high and sensitivity has been breached.

9:10 An investigation is initiated to determine if there were any accomplices.

9:29 An anonymous phone call to the police station verifies that ISIS just claimed responsibility. BLESS MY WIFE!!

9:30 The police very reluctantly release me on the condition that if it snows tonight, I must make a point of staying indoors.



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