Laughter: The Universal Language – #60

And here we go with another politically incorrect joke… that’s not political. Enjoy!

UK flag
Photo: flying the flag (cc) by Byronv2

Siamese twins walk into a bar in Toronto and park themselves on a bar stool.

One of them says to the bartender, “Don’t mind us; as you can see, we’re joined side by side at the hip. I’m John, he’s Tim.”

“Two Molson Canadian draft beers, please,” says Tim.

The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers.

“It’s a beautiful summer so far, eh?! Been on vacation yet, boys?” the barkeep asks.

“We’re off to England next month,” John answers. “We go every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don’t we, Tim?”

Tim agrees.

“Ah, England,“ says the bartender. “What a wonderful country… the history, the beer, the culture.”

“Nah, we don’t like all that British stuff,” John says. “Good ol’ Canadian hamburgers and Molson’s beer, that’s us, eh Tim?”

“Yeah, we can’t stand the English – they’re so arrogant and rude,” Tim adds.

The bartender exclaims, “Then why keep going to England?!”

John replies, “It’s the only chance Tim gets to drive!”

(I didn’t see that coming… did you?)

6 thoughts on “Laughter: The Universal Language – #60

  1. Couple of twits! They could simply purchase a right-hand drive car here as a second vehicle. I wonder if they attend the “Upper-Class Twit of the Year” show whilst in the UK? 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

    1. You can get and drive a right-hand drive car here in Canada? It’s legal?? Would be strange to drive one, and on the right side of the roads…
      That YouTube clip was funny! Early Monty Python, what a kick!


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s