Laughter: The Universal Language – #137

Short but definitely chuckle-worthy! 😄

Photo (cc) by Mark Belokopytov

A man was walking in the woods and came to a cottage where the walls were covered with clocks. He asked the woman who owned the cottage what all the clocks were for.

“Well,” she said, “everyone in the world has a clock, and every time you tell a lie your clock advances one second.”

The man saw a clock that was hardly moving, and when he remarked about it he was told that it was the Pope’s.

He then asked where Donald Trump’s clock was.

The woman replied, “Oh, it’s in the kitchen, we’re using it as a ceiling fan.”


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