A little Jewish humour. 😁

Samuel, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way, they pass a drugstore. Samuel suggests they go in.
Samuel: “Are you the owner?”
Pharmacist: “Yes.”
Samuel: “Do you sell heart medication?”
Pharmacist: “Of course, we do.”
Samuel: “Medicine for circulation?”
Pharmacist: “All kinds.”
Samuel: “Medicine for rheumatism?”
Pharmacist: “Definitely.”
Samuel: “Suppositories?”
Pharmacist: “You bet!”
Samuel: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer’s?”
Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety — the works.”
Samuel: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”
Pharmacist: “Absolutely.”
Samuel: “Everything for heartburn and indigestion?”
Pharmacist: “We sure do.”
Samuel: “You sell wheelchairs, walkers and canes?”
Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes.”
Samuel: “Adult diapers?”
Pharmacist: “Sure.”
Samuel: “Great! We’re getting married soon, and we’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”

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