So the other day I was pondering two totally unrelated things:
- Animal thinking; and
- Mould (mold, for you ‘Murricans).
Humour
Up Yours!
OK, so it was time for my second colonoscopy. (def.: Colonoscopy, n. – an examination of the colon by means of a flexible fiberoptic instrument [colonoscope] passed through the rectum.) Oh, I forgot to tell you – don’t read this while you’re eating. 😂
You mean… we have to *talk*?!
Ohh noooo!
My Left Boot
Do you remember the wonderful movie, My Left Foot? Starring the fabulous actor Daniel Day-Lewis?
Old? Well, yes. 😜
Is the first digit of your age a 6 or higher? No? Then you may skip this. 😅
The Locked Door
Do you recall this teaser photo from my last post?
My Hospital Memoir – May, 2022
What are all of the good things about being in a hospital? Take a peek at my list…
For Mothers With a Quirky Sense of Humour – Happy Mother’s Day!
My hubby and I just heard this great old joke in the movie, Belfast. Super movie, by the way!
Vaccinaaation 🎶🎵
With apologies to Fermo Dante Marchetti and Maurice de Féraudy, composer and lyricist of the famous song, Fascination – perhaps best known as performed by Nat King Cole:
So: I have taken the liberty of writing a version that is perhaps more current, given these Covid times… My ditty goes like this:
🎶🎵 Vaccinaaation 🎶🎵
It was vaccinaaation, I know,
Time for a shot in my arm, for protection
Just a little jab, just a tiny stab
I was saved by a quickie injection
It was vaccinaaation, I know,
A second shot came along three months later
Just a little poke, it really is no joke –
My arm hurt like a bite from a ‘gator
It was vaccinaaation, I know,
Time to get boostered, just for “insurance”
Just a little pierce, just a little prick
No Covid! For I have resistance! …well, 70% resistance… approximately… they’re not sure…
😬😅
“But I’m a Mother!”
Twenty-four-year-old me delivered that line with as much indignation as I could muster. I was at the ticket counter to see a movie, “Easy Rider,” which had just opened. It had a restrictive rating – only those who were 18+ years old could see it.
Crossed Eyes and Dotted Tees 