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Laughter: The Universal Language – #6

March 8, 2017March 8, 2017 ~ Ellie ~ 7 Comments

Here is your sixth weekly chuckle. Thanks once again to Gemma, my friend with an endless supply of these funnies!

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The latest meow from my Annie

March 2, 2017 ~ Ellie ~ 23 Comments

Cat haters, this isn’t for you. You may leave. The rest of you, sit! Stay! Meowrrr…

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A message to my American friends

February 27, 2017 ~ Ellie ~ 22 Comments

This is an extremely eloquent, heartfelt comment on one of Dan Rather’s Facebook posts, on his page. It brought me to tears. Please repost it far and wide. Thank you.

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Delicious Delis of Montreal

February 7, 2017 ~ Ellie ~ 29 Comments

Schwartz’s, The Main, Smoke Meat Pete’s, Snowdon Deli, Lester’s, Dunn’s, Nickel’s, plus Ben’s, Dusty’s, Delly Boys and Caplan’s of bygone times… our Montreal Delis have always been  unique and each has had its own legions of fans.

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Liberty

January 28, 2017January 28, 2017 ~ Ellie ~ 8 Comments

Time again for this:
“I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”

America! Please come back!

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Regarding Trump’s campaign of hate and fear towards ‘undocumented’ immigrants, not to mention all Muslims… he must be unaware of the words engraved on the pedestal of the Statue of Liberty – an icon of hope for refugees and all new Americans for 130 years:

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Friday Follies #72 – 1 mistake that makes me go “Arghhh”

January 20, 2017 ~ Ellie ~ 3 Comments

I debated whether to place this post in the Friday Follies section, or in my IMHO (opinion) area. But Friday Follies won out, if only because what happened today encapsulated what has to be the biggest Friday Folly I’ve seen in a very long time.

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A little contest…

January 7, 2017 ~ Ellie ~ Leave a comment

Here’s a fun little New Year writing contest by a fellow blogger. Hey, she has a parrot. So she can’t be all bad. Also, her blog is called “The Daily Rejection.” Now if that isn’t endearing, I don’t know what is. Take a look: https://thedailyrejectionblog.com.

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The Age of Acquire-ius

January 1, 2017 ~ Ellie ~ 6 Comments

While I’m on the subject of January 20th (see last post), I notice that the same date is the start of the astrological sign, Aquarius. For me, however, this month will be the END – the end of the Age of “Acquire-ius,” and the beginning of  the Days of Downsizing.

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A Code id da Dode: Ellie’s Antidotes

December 29, 2016December 29, 2018 ~ Ellie ~ 8 Comments

Colds. We’re all too familiar with the usual trajectory: sore throat → sneezing → cough… and sometimes all at the same time. No year would be complete without the Christmas Cold. Having just gone through one of these winter-wonder specials, I thought I’d share some of the balms I found most helpful with you, dear readers.

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Carrot Foam?

November 6, 2016November 6, 2016 ~ Ellie ~ 6 Comments

I speak to you today as a lover of plain food. Not for me the aforesaid carrot foam (orange goop!), braised deer slices (bye-bye Bambi! 😦 ) or pickled quail eggs. I am of the opinion that only pickles should be pickled. But that’s just me.

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First Kiss and Other True Fiction – Evocative short pieces ranging from a little girl’s terror, to an older child’s disillusionment, to the glory (and confusion) of a budding adolescent’s first kiss… not without a dollop of humour.

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