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Quick 99¢ Book Sale!

April 18, 2019 ~ Ellie ~ Leave a comment

Starting Friday, April 19 at 8:00 a.m. DST, my three books will be available at the amazing price of 99 cents each – but only temporarily!

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How to be an (Almost) Perfect Parent!

March 20, 2019 ~ Ellie ~ 6 Comments

Nothing like getting a little press coverage! 😁

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Now in Paperback!

January 18, 2019January 19, 2019 ~ Ellie ~ Leave a comment

I’m proud to announce the birth of the PAPERBACK version of my newest book, How to be an (Almost) Perfect Parent: Dos and Don’ts from a former Family Support Worker.

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For Parents

November 5, 2018January 18, 2019 ~ Ellie ~ 8 Comments

Say Hi to my third book!

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Writing in Colour

August 22, 2018August 22, 2018 ~ Ellie ~ 7 Comments

It seems I’ve stumbled on a great way to organize my thoughts and my writing. It involves, yes, COLOUR! Or more accurately, colourS.

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Windows on the Past – 1969-1973

July 4, 2018July 4, 2018 ~ Ellie ~ 16 Comments

How time flies! In 1969, I had one child.

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Laughter: The Universal Language – #57

March 12, 2018March 12, 2018 ~ Ellie ~ 8 Comments

Don’t you think we can all use advice at times? Here are some great tidbits from children. Enjoy! 😀

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Poems for Li’l Kids #6 – Things I Love and Hate

April 20, 2017April 20, 2017 ~ Ellie ~ 24 Comments
Sixth in a series of fun poems for young kiddies. This was actually a song I wrote back in 1981 for my son who was a little tyke back then. No matter! You can make up your own tune, if you’re so inclined. 🙂

 

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Poems for Li’l Kids #5 – A Poem Puzzle

January 24, 2017 ~ Ellie ~ 7 Comments

Fifth in a series of fun little poems for very little kiddies.

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Poems for Li’l Kids #4 – Edward the Bumblebee

January 16, 2017 ~ Ellie ~ Leave a comment

Fourth in a series of fun little poems for very little kiddies.

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What's Wrong With Me book cover with image of brain scan - by Ellie Presner
What’s Wrong With Me?! – My little medical saga has a nice dramatic arc to it: puzzling beginning, painful middle, and an ending that was a relief in more ways than one.

Surviving Hollywood North
Surviving Hollywood North – An irreverent memoir revealing how Ellie Presner wrangled insecure screenwriters, harried producers and directors, and eccentric actors in Montreal’s flourishing film business during the 1990s.

First Kiss and Other True Fiction
First Kiss and Other True Fiction – Evocative short pieces ranging from a little girl’s terror, to an older child’s disillusionment, to the glory (and confusion) of a budding adolescent’s first kiss… not without a dollop of humour.

How to be an (Almost) Perfect Parent
How to be an Almost Perfect Parent – Friendly illustrated advice from a former family support worker. Professionals – and parents – love it!

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