Crossed Eyes and Dotted Tees brings you: your guaranteed laugh of the week. Because laughter is universal… and especially nowadays, we need all the laughs we can get.
A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters
but always talked about having a son.
They decided to try one last time
for the son they always wanted.
The wife got pregnant
and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery
to see his new son.
He was horrified at the ugliest child
he had ever seen.
He told his wife:
‘There’s no way I can
be the father of this baby.
Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!
Have you been fooling around behind my back?’
The wife smiled sweetly and replied:
‘No, not this time!’
Crossed Eyes and Dotted Tees 
LOL, you got me! Very cute!
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Poor ole fella. He’ll ponder this every time his faces a mirror. Might be better to avoid them altogether.
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LOL!!
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hahaha! He won’t be asking any more questions in the near future! 😀
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No, probably not! 😂
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Very cute
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I promise to only post the cutest and/or funniest jokes!
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Ha ha. Like it.
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Yay! 😁 Stay tuned for more!
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