Look, every day we’re getting older – there’s no escaping it. So why not laugh about it? Here, this’ll start you off right!
Senior Friends
A group of guys, all age 40, were getting together for the first time in twenty years. They discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because the waitresses there were gorgeous, wore tight skirts, had perky… well, you get the idea. They ended up having such a good time, that they decided they would do this every ten years.
Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for their reunion lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food and service was good and the wine selection was excellent.
Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because they could dine in peace and quiet and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.
Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had an elevator.
Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View Restaurant, because they had never been there before and heard it was quite good.
Crossed Eyes and Dotted Tees 
This made me LOL! I guess sometimes forgetfulness might be a good thing! 😀
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Not TOO often, though. A little goes a long way! 😁
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But what about the perky… ummm… you know… 😆
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By 80, you’ll have forgotten all about them. 😂
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Forgotten all about what? 😯
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😂😂😂
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Hilarious!
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