Laughter: The Universal Language – #107

An oldie, but definitely worth a second (or third) chuckle! 😁

Golf course
Photo (cc) by Royal Westmoreland

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would call and inform the other about the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all.

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact:

“Marion… Marion…”

“Is that you, Bob?”

“Yes, I’m contacting you like we agreed.”

“That’s wonderful! What’s it like?”

“Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it’s off to the golf course.

“I have  sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.

“Then I have lunch – you’d be proud, lots of greens! Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon.

“After supper, it’s back to golf course again. Then it’s more sex until late at night. I catch some much-needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again”

“Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?”

“No… I’m a rabbit somewhere in Arizona.

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