Since the days are getting shorter, here are a few short jokes to tickle your funny bone! 😄

I hate Russian dolls – they’re so full of themselves.

I went to the zoo the other day, it was awful – there was just a dog in it.

It was a shitzu.

My girlfriend borrowed $100 from me.

When we separated 3 years later, she returned exactly $100.

I lost interest in that relationship

The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her.

I said, “No. I can’t deal with high maintenance women.”

Imagine if America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.

There would be mass confusion.