Wacky Definitions! Thanks to my pal Mavis for sending these to me. 😃

These are good – sometimes you need to say them out loud first!

• ARBITRATOR
  A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.
• BERNADETTE
  The act of torching a mortgage.
• BURGLARIZE
  What a crook sees through.
• AVOIDABLE
  What a bullfighter tries to do.
• CONTROL
  A short, ugly inmate.
• COUNTERFEITER
  Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
• ECLIPSE
  What an English barber does for a living.
• EYEDROPPER
  Clumsy ophthalmologist.
• LEFT BANK
  What the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money.
• HEROES
  What a man in a boat does.
• PARASITES
  What you see from the Eiffel Tower.
• PARADOX
  Two physicians.
• PHARMACIST
  A helper on a farm.
• POLARIZE
  What penguins see through.
• PRIMATE
  Remove your spouse from in front of TV .
• RELIEF
  What trees do in the spring.
• RUBBERNECK
  What you do to relax your wife.
• SELFISH
  What the owner of a seafood store does.
• SUDAFED
  Brought litigation against a government official.
• PARADIGMS
  20 cents.