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Friday Follies #251 – Making Grammar Great Again, One Hyphen at a Time

December 4, 2020 ~ Ellie ~ 8 Comments

Hi FF followers! You’re just in time for the Grammar Cop’s latest nest o’ nasties! 😄

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Friday Follies #250 – Making Grammar Great Again, One Hyphen at a Time

November 27, 2020 ~ Ellie ~ 11 Comments

Welcome back to Friday Follies, grammar aficionados! The Grammar Cop has some awful abominations awaiting your inspection.

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Laughter: The Universal Language – #195

November 23, 2020November 22, 2020 ~ Ellie ~ 6 Comments

Thanks to Facebook pal John Knight for sending me this one, sure to make word-lovers chuckle!

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Friday Follies #249 – Making Grammar Great Again, One Hyphen at a Time

November 20, 2020 ~ Ellie ~ 6 Comments

FF friends are once again invited to view the ghastly gaffes gathered by the gritty Grammar Cop.

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Things I Finally Know About My Writing

November 14, 2020 ~ Ellie ~ 8 Comments

This piece was first published January 29, 2018 at booksbywomen.org., and reprinted here later that month. For the thousands of you (😂) who missed it then (you know who you are!), here’s a reprint.

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Friday Follies #248 – Making Grammar Great Again, One Hyphen at a Time

November 13, 2020 ~ Ellie ~ 4 Comments

A big bunch o’ bloopers was dredged up by our intrepid Grammar Cop this week. Come and see!

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Friday Follies #247 – Making Grammar Great Again, One Hyphen at a Time

November 6, 2020 ~ Ellie ~ 5 Comments

Arghh! The Grammar Cop was particularly cross about these crazy crimes!

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Friday Follies #246 – Making Grammar Great Again, One Hyphen at a Time

October 30, 2020 ~ Ellie ~ 10 Comments

Hi FFers! The Grammar Cop brings you a potpourri of pungent faux-pas.

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Friday Follies #245 – Making Grammar Great Again, One Hyphen at a Time

October 23, 2020October 24, 2020 ~ Ellie ~ Leave a comment

The Grammar Cop is loath to admit that this set of boo-boos gives her a headache – yet it’s simple to fix. Let’s do it!

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Friday Follies #244 – Making Grammar Great Again, One Hyphen at a Time

October 16, 2020 ~ Ellie ~ 10 Comments

Two be’s or not two be’s? That is the question! 😆

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What’s Wrong With Me?! – My little medical saga has a nice dramatic arc to it: puzzling beginning, painful middle, and an ending that was a relief in more ways than one.

Surviving Hollywood North
Surviving Hollywood North – An irreverent memoir revealing how Ellie Presner wrangled insecure screenwriters, harried producers and directors, and eccentric actors in Montreal’s flourishing film business during the 1990s.

First Kiss and Other True Fiction
First Kiss and Other True Fiction – Evocative short pieces ranging from a little girl’s terror, to an older child’s disillusionment, to the glory (and confusion) of a budding adolescent’s first kiss… not without a dollop of humour.

How to be an (Almost) Perfect Parent
How to be an Almost Perfect Parent – Friendly illustrated advice from a former family support worker. Professionals – and parents – love it!

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Random stuff, reflections on the meaning of life and death, humour, self-deprecation, a bit of bad poetry.

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The latest news on WordPress.com and the WordPress community.

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Read my mind. Little stories in a big universe.

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I don't sew, but I write -- patching together pieces of my life.

Dr. Eric Perry’s Coaching Blog

Motivate | Inspire | Uplift

MagickMermaid

Day-Dreamer, Moon-Gazer, Confirmed Contrarian, Artist, Frustrated Cartoonist, Traveler, Perennial Fish Out of Water

Travel and Lifestyle with Bree

Travel - home and away and Chronic Illnesses

Ron's Country Musings

Life in the slow lane

ENIGMA IN BLACK

Coming From All Directions

Love Totsy Presents

Luanne Castle: Poetry and Other Words (and cats!)

Poetry, Other Words, and Cats

Mehrling Muse

Life in the mountains

Luke Atkins

Film, Music, and Television Critic

Object Relations

"A Word of Substance"

Larry Kahaner

Tripill Photography

Grammarian in the City

Snarky remarks on language I see and hear in New York City

Sandy McFadden

Family Man & Web Developer at Automattic

Eyestrain Productions

An unhealthy and unwarranted look into the twisted life and dubious career of Shane Simmons - dark writer, morbid historian, obsessive collector and sick mind

Kathryn Presner

Theme whisperer and professional cat cuddler

A Writer's Path

Sharing writing tips, information, and advice.

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