Here are some funny quotes for your reading (and LOLing) pleasure. Many are NSFW, so you have been warned! Many thanks to Gemma Forliano who emailed these to me.
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Laughter: The Universal Language – #4
Here’s your weekly chuckle. Warning – may be NSFW!*
Laughter: The Universal Language – #3
Here is the third in a series of guaranteed laughs of the week. Because we need all the laughs we can get!
Friday Follies #75 – 3 mistakes that make me go “Arghhh”
Greetings, FFers! Because we live in interesting times, the Grammar Cop has lined up three interesting goofs for your perusal:
Laughter: The Universal Language – #2
Crossed Eyes and Dotted Tees brings you: your guaranteed laugh of the week. Because laughter is universal… and especially nowadays, we need all the laughs we can get.
Laughter: The Universal Language – #1
The small shop erupted into laughter. The women were giggling, bent over doing manicures and pedicures on their uncomprehending clients, as the man guffawed on the cell phone’s FaceTime app. They were all chatting away in Vietnamese, to each other and to him, and every minute or so, hahahahahaaaa!
Friday Follies #66 – 3 mistakes that make me go “Arghhh”
Good to see you again, Friday Folliestas! This week the Grammar Cop brings you another trio of terrible boo-boos. And she is sorry she couldn’t find a synonym for “boo-boo” starting with a “t.” Ah well, such is life.
Greece: Episode Three – How to steal a stroller
I’ve written about our Greek sojourn before, in Meanwhile, Back in Greece and Greece: Episode Two – I knocked harder. Now I must tell you about the Great Stroller Steal of the Century.
Rise of the Swamp Gas
Ok, people. This has gone far enough! We have a lovely channel here called Animal Planet. Can you please tell me why it features such idiotic fare as:
Book Progress Report #8
So as I mentioned in my last update, I was deep in revisions – but since then I’ve finished that phase and have embarked on my first query submissions to literary agents.
Crossed Eyes and Dotted Tees 