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Friday Follies #239 – Making Grammar Great Again, One Hyphen at a Time

September 11, 2020 ~ Ellie ~ 2 Comments

Hi, gang! Well it looks like it’s Hyphen-o-phobia season – with a few other assorted boo-boos thrown into the mix. Won’t you join me (aka the Grammar Cop) in exploring this discombobulation of dreadful deeds?

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Friday Follies Midsummer Quiz

August 7, 2020August 6, 2020 ~ Ellie ~ 10 Comments

Happy August, fellow Folliers! Here’s the quiz I promised you, and I hope you don’t mind if it’s a rerun from 2017. All the more reason – if you’ve seen it before – why you should get perfect on it, right? Right?? LOL!

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Friday Follies #198 – Making Grammar Great Again, One Hyphen at a Time

September 6, 2019 ~ Ellie ~ 2 Comments

Greetings, Friday Follies friends! The Grammar Cop has, as usual, picked a pile of petty problems for your perusal.

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Friday Follies #169 – Making Grammar Great Again, One Hyphen at a Time

January 25, 2019 ~ Ellie ~ 5 Comments

Greetings and salutations, FFers! The Grammar Cop welcomes you to another round of Spot the Snafu. 😃

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Friday Follies #127 – Making Grammar Great Again, One Hyphen at a Time

March 16, 2018 ~ Ellie ~ 11 Comments

Hi FF’ers! As promised, here’s a special challenge for you today. Three ultra-long sentences – or as the Grammar Cop likes to call them, word-swamps – to be split into more digestible pieces.

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Friday Follies #121 – Making Grammar Great Again, One Hyphen at a Time

February 2, 2018 ~ Ellie ~ 18 Comments

Would you hire people who can’t write properly to market your company? Welcome back, fellow grammar ghouls! Today’s post presents a first in the long, illustrious history of Friday Follies: one paragraph containing seven mistakes (not counting typos) – that purports to help you market your wares or services!

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Friday Follies #120 – Making Grammar Great Again, One Hyphen at a Time

January 26, 2018 ~ Ellie ~ 4 Comments

Greetings and welcome to yet another flub-filled Friday Follies bonanza! Feast your eyes on the Grammar Cop’s gaffes o’ the week.

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Friday Follies #118 – Making Grammar Great Again, One Hyphen at a Time

January 12, 2018 ~ Ellie ~ 14 Comments

Hi, FFers! Good to ‘see’ you, and welcome to yet another edition of grubby gaffes. No rest for the Grammar Cop! Today’s batch o’ crimes features the wicked wandering apostrophe!

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Friday Follies #61 – 3 mistakes that make me go “Arghhh”

October 21, 2016 ~ Ellie ~ 3 Comments

Hi, Friday Follicles! This week’s little assortment of blunders caught by the Grammar Cop includes the following:

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Friday Follies #59 – 3 mistakes that make me go “Arghhh”

October 7, 2016 ~ Ellie ~ 2 Comments

Hi again, FF fans! Today’s boo-boos involve two apostrophe aberrations as well as a word that the Grammar Cop has seen confused with another, time and time again.

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