For pun lovers! Good ones among the groaners, I swear! 😀
Q: Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
A: Reports say it was due to too many strokes!
Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A: I’d better not tell you, it might spread!
Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
Q: Music Teacher: What’s your favourite musical instrument?
A: Kid: The lunch bell!
Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: You’re pointless!
Q: What do you call a ghost mom and dad?
A: Transparents! (extra meaning these days, right? 😉 )
Q: What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?
A: A Barbercue!
Q: What do you call a person that chops up cereal?
A: A cereal killer! (This one really makes me grit my teeth!)
Q: What do you call a South American girl who is always in a hurry?
A: Urgent Tina! (Argggghhh!)
Q: What do you call two OVERWEIGHT people having a chat?
A: A heavy discussion!
Q: What kind of emotions do noses feel?
Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Q: What’s easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Q: Where do boats go to when they get sick?
A: The dock!
Q: Who cleans the bottom of the ocean?
A: A Mer-Maid!
Q: Why can’t a leopard hide?
A: Because he’s always spotted!
Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!
Q: Why did the barber win the race?
A: Because he took a short cut!
Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A: He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing!
Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A: To get a root canal!
Q: Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school?
A: Because they’re all in High School!
Q: Why was the maths book sad?
A: Because it had too many problems!
(Have your eyes rolled back down in their sockets yet? 😀 )