“Am I Getting to that Age?” 😀

I found this timely, because today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses: A young lady walked over to me and asked, “What brings you in today?”

I looked at her and said, “I’m interested in buying a refrigerator.”

She didn’t quite know how to respond. 😀

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I was thinking about old age and decided that it is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.

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When people see a cat’s litter box they always say, “Oh, do you have a cat?” Just once I want to say, “No, it’s for company!”

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Employment application forms always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, “An ambulance.”

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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

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The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

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Did you ever notice: The Roman numeral for forty (40) is XL.

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The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.

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Did you ever notice: When you put the two words ‘The’ and ‘IRS’ together it spells ‘Theirs”!

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Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

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Some people try to turn back their “odometers.” Not me. I want people to know why I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and a lot of the roads were not paved.

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You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

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Ah! Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

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May you always have Love to Share, Cash to Spare, And Friends who Care.

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