Laughter: The Universal Language – #149

Here are some accidentally funny comments made by sports commentators that I’m sure they would like to take back if they could!

Basketball basket
Photo (cc) by Chilli Head
  • Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk event: “This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.”
  • Ted Walsh, horse racing commentator: “This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.”
  • Grand Prix race announcer: “The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back.”
  • Greg Norman, pro golfer: “I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.”
  • Ringside boxing analyst: “Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing – but none of them really that serious.”
  • Baseball announcer: “If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.”
  • Basketball analyst: “He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.”


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