Short ‘n’ sweet! 😝
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
"And where did you learn the art of not lasting long?" "Here", you answered
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HAHAHA! I needed a good laugh today!
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Happy to oblige! 😀
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Same here. That was good for a smile and chuckle. I needed that.
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Glad you enjoyed! 😄
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LOL! That’s a slimy joke haha.
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Right?! 😂😂😂
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