Laughter: The Universal Language – #83

Here is a cute joke reprinted from a wonderful Q&A website, Quora.com.

Peter Flom, lives in New York City

A: This reminds me of a joke. Back in the days of the Soviet Union, a Jewish man living in Moscow applies to move to Israel.

At 3 a.m. there’s banging on his door. It’s the KGB.

“You! Jew! You applied to move to Israel?”

He nods.

“Here in Russia, don’t you have food to eat?”

“Yeah, I can’t complain.”

“And here in Russia, don’t you have place to live?”

“Yeah, yeah, I can’t complain.”

“And here in Russia, don’t you have job to work at?”

“Yeah, I can’t complain.”

“So, Jew, why did you apply to move to Israel?”

“Because THERE I can complain!”

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People like to complain.

 

 

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