Here is a cute joke reprinted from a wonderful Q&A website, Quora.com.
A: This reminds me of a joke. Back in the days of the Soviet Union, a Jewish man living in Moscow applies to move to Israel.
At 3 a.m. there’s banging on his door. It’s the KGB.
“You! Jew! You applied to move to Israel?”
He nods.
“Here in Russia, don’t you have food to eat?”
“Yeah, I can’t complain.”
“And here in Russia, don’t you have place to live?”
“Yeah, yeah, I can’t complain.”
“And here in Russia, don’t you have job to work at?”
“Yeah, I can’t complain.”
“So, Jew, why did you apply to move to Israel?”
“Because THERE I can complain!”
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People like to complain.
HAHAHA! Happy New Year! 🙂
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😁 thanks!! And to you, if applicable! And if not: 😜💗
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Very funny! Happy Rosh Hashanah to those who celebrate!
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Thanks 🐰🐰! 💗
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